Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every
word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your
life. Don’t you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you
honestly can’t think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you
so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all
that claim it? Do you read everything you’re supposed to read? Do you
think every thing you’re supposed to think? Buy what you’re told to
want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex.
Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a
fight. Prove you’re alive. If you don’t claim your humanity you will
become a statistic.
You have been warned- Tyler.